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Job-Searching + A Giveaway!

6/12/2014

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Job-searching is a full-time job in itself. It's also discouraging. I feel like most of the time I come away from my job searching feeling defeated and highly inadequate. Also, the whole need 2+ years of experience, but you can't get experience without having a job. And the whole, we want you to have a Master's. Getting my Bachelor's was enough money, I don't have the money for the Master's right now. But, you know what could help me get a Master's? More money. And how could I get more money? A full-time job. Because, I'm certainly not going to take out anymore loans. No sir. So, the process (that seems never-ending) will continue. And back to job-searching I go. Enjoy my fake resume below.

Jess Elyse
jess.polishedarrow@gmail.com
Located
612 My Couch
My Mind, AL 36524
867-5309                                                                                                    
LEARNING                     Holder of Expensive Piece of Paper
                                            The Best University in the Land 
                                            Major: Internet and iPhone Technology 
                                            Concentration: Blogging, Games, and Such

PC SKILLS                        General surfing, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, Blogging

KNOW-HOW                 Candy Crusher Expert
                                            King Candy Land, iPhone
                                                   · Creating combos and crushing candies
                                                   · Keeping Odus on his moon in Dreamworld
                                                   · Seeker of level tips and cheats online

                                            Social Media Entrepreneur 
                                            Internet World, Gadget Town
                                                   · Tweeter of tweets, some with pictures
                                                   · Pinner of recipes, helpful articles, future home designs
                                                   · Peruser of timeline feeds, photos of friends, liker of pagers

                                            Iphoneographer
                                            All Around, iPhone City
                                                   · Picture taker of food, pets, and self
                                                   · Edits shots with great effects and filters
                                                   · Uploads online for all to see
                                       
                                            Writer of Words
                                            Polished Arrow, Blog Land 
                                                  · Blogger of any and all thoughts
                                                  · Sharer of photos and life events
                                                  · Creator, marketer, and sustainer for business

SEEN, BEEN, DONE      Facebook
                                             Twitter
                                             Instagram
                                             Pinterest
                                             Google
                                             YouTube
                                             Google+
                                             Blogger
                                             Hulu
                                             Netflix
Totally my fake resume, if you are interested in my real one, visit my LinkedIn profile. 

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